So Hot, She Shits Fire – “When H!P Costumers Come Up With Stupid Outfits” Edition • 10.20.07
“OK, guess which song off the new Stooges album I’m thinking of. I’ll give you a hint: it isn’t ‘Trollin’…”
Archive for the ‘Reina Tanaka’
So Hot, She Shits Fire – Framed! • 10.19.07
“Hello, Up-Front Works? I’d like one Wonkylicious Hottie in pink with a side of lace, please…”
So Hot, She Shits Fire – That Look On Reina’s Face Could Only Mean One Thing… • 10.18.07
…Ai Takahashi must have farted.
So Hot, She Shits Fire – Reina’s Own Pagoda Five? • 10.17.07
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The Wonkylicious One is showing off her top 5 favorite MoMusu singles in her latest CDData column (her debut with the band, “Shabondama”, is at the top of the list). I sure wish that Paul at Hello! Blog or Jin at Hello! Non-Pro Hour were still translating these – I’d love to know exactly what she thinks of her five choices.
So Hot, She Shits Fire – If There’s A Cure For This, I Don’t Want It… • 10.16.07
One would think, after perusing one’s finally-arrived copy of his favorite MoMusu’s new photobook, that I would not want to see further pictures of the Wonkylicious One in a bikini.
No such luck for the naysayers, but beyond lucky for myself, Drifoy, Langdon Alger and other Tanakachii fans.
So Hot, She Shits Fire – Pretty In Pink • 10.15.07
Since this is the second time in three days that I’ve quoted an 80′s song while doing these worship posts, I’ll leave you to download the Psychedelic Furs song of the same name from iTunes and await tomorrow’s Wonky Eyecandy.
A Question That Just Might Blow Robert Fripp’s Mind… • 10.15.07
A favorite Robert Fripp quote of mine from a 1984 interview goes, “Me and a book is a party. Me and a book and a cup of coffee is an orgy.”
Suppose this was the book, though?
So Hot, She Shits Fire – Let The Lady Speak! • 10.14.07
“Stop right there… why in the hell am I using a corded microphone? Don’t you realize the hazard this cord could cause if it trips one or more of my bandmates? Not to mention, does anyone even remember what happened to the guy from Stone The Crows when a live mic electrocuted him? Don’t we have extra cordless mics backstage? Man, sometimes these fucking technical problems really piss me off…”
So Hot, She Shits Fire – A Platinum Voice and A Gold Dress • 10.13.07
Just like brother Ray said, “It wouldn’t be Stuck In A Pagoda without a lot of attention focused on Reina Tanaka.” And with her 18th birthday coming up in 28 days, if you haven’t already figured it out, I’ll be posting pics and/or videos every day until the big day. The Wonky-Eyed Sex Bomb looks good in gold.
So Hot, She Shits Fire – She’s Got Legs… • 10.12.07
…and she knows how to use them.
Yes, I quoted ZZ Top. Yes, I’m showing my age again. Bite me. 
