So Hot, She Shits Fire - The One In Which Reina Has To Multitask… • 10.30.07
“It’s not easy being part of Hello! Project, especially when I have to eat while working, but it beats the hell out of minimum wage…”
Archive for the ‘Reina Tanaka’
So Hot, She Shits Fire - The One In Which Our Heroine Surfs The Web While At Work • 10.29.07
“Damn, how many worship posts is this crazy gaijin from Pennsylvania going to make on his blog?”
So Hot, She Shits Fire - 10th Anniversary Edition • 10.28.07
From the 44th issue of Weekly Playboy 2007: A group shot of Morning Musume in the revived “Love Machine” outfits, taken during the photo shoot for both versions of the ALL SINGLES COMPLETE double-CD. Yes, the periodical is affilated with Hef’s great American institution, and no, the O18 members (which won’t include Her Royal Hotness for another two weeks yet) don’t take their outfits off on another page (Naoki Yamazaki would be committing seppuku if that had happened!)
One good thing about this photo… on the covers of “Kanashimi Twlight” and the limited edition of ALL SINGLES COMPLETE I couldn’t tell Aika Mitsui and Eri Kamei apart (is “Haro Beautiful Everyday” to blame for that?), and there have been times when I couldn’t tell the two newest members, Li Chun (JunJun) and Qian Lin (LinLin) apart on the “Onna Ni Sachi Are” and ALL SINGLES COMPLETE. I’m sure there’s quite a few of you out there that had trouble telling some of the MoMusu’s apart lately. That’s one good thing about The Wonkylicious One - she stands out in a crowd! 
So Hot, She Shits Fire - How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Wonky-Eyed Sex Bomb • 10.27.07
“For my next impression, I would like to do Peter Sellers as the titular character in Dr. Strangelove…”
So Hot, She Shits Fire - The One In Which Some Amateur Comedian Ends Up Reminding Reina Of One Reason Why Punk Rock Happened In The First Place… • 10.26.07
“OK, who’s the clueless putz that yelled for ‘Freebird’? Security! Find that guy, drag him to the basement of UFA, lock him in a room, and play the complete discographies of the Stooges, Ramones, and Black Flag at absolute top volume.”
So Hot, She Shits Fire - She’s Like A Lawyer With The Way She’s Always Getting Me Off • 10.25.07
I can’t think of a funny caption for this particular picture (then again, I’m writing this at 8:30 in the morning and the caffeine hasn’t kicked in yet), but I can think of plenty of nice things to say about that stage outfit.
So Hot, She Shits Fire - The Lady And IS A Tiger… • 10.24.07
Drifoy wasn’t too crazy about this particular bikini on Her Royal Hotness. I beg to differ.
So Hot, She Shits Fire - I Don’t Think This Is What They Meant By “Flower Children”… • 10.23.07
The rose-decorated outfit was a good idea until bees started chasing Reina in mid-performance…
So Hot, She Shits Fire - Give Me A Chance, Let’s Go Slamdance… • 10.22.07
My favorite MoMusu plus Vee’s (pinocracy from Pink Wota) favorite MoMusu, looking (and sounding, judging from “Kanashimi Twilight”) more punk rock than noted Rubinoos plagarist Avril Lavgine could ever dream of being.
And if the title of this post wasn’t enough quoting of these Philly punk legends for you, there’s always this installment of Nothing Nice To Say…
So Hot, She Shits Fire - The Look Of Love • 10.21.07
It’s gotta be those eyes that made Reina Tanaka my favorite MoMusu. They’re that goddamn hypnotic.
